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(im going to be refuring to him as soda more then kazuichi because soda is a lot quicker to wright.) Dusting off my apron, i grabbed the plate of cookies i had made for soda and started towards the kitchen. Now, im not the best cook in the world but my mom knew some killer resipies. She had given me a few of her resipies, most of witch were compleatly fool proof witch is good for someone like me. A smile graced my face as i started towards the garage. You see, a week ago my car broke down and knowing nothing about cars, i had to get my best friend to fix it for me. It sounds silly i know, but ive never been one for cars. Soda on the outher h

Scout stood infrount of spys door, holding his hat in his hands not to sure if he should knock on the door or not. After a while of debate, scout rapped his knuckes on the door, waiting for a reply. Scout jumped back when the door flung open, the spy standing behind it. "what do you want?" the spy asked bitterly. Scout walked into the room, nervusly fittlying with his hat, a small habbit of his. "umm look spy? I need your help with somethin... Ok so ummm, ive been with (yn) for a long time now and i... I wanna ask her to marry me. But im not sure how... You da best with stuff like dis so... Do you know how i should ask her?" the spy started t

Growing up, Sniper had quite a green thumb. He would plant anything and everything he could get his hands on. His garden was the best on the block and everyone knew it. As time went on, little Mundy  started to realise that some of his beloved greens started to decrease more and more each day. Being only 12, sniper was determined to find the criminal and punish them for there crimes. Being the poor kid on the block was never fun. People at your old town would tease and poke at you for the small amount of money your parents had. You never really let it get to you but a big down side to this was your parents could never get you and little snac

Just to cute Now, you were never one for boys, especially ones you worked with but the spy... The spy was no boy. The spy was very much a man, a very handsome one at that! You had been living in the base for a few years now as the Lolita class. You were a very flexible class and had quite a lot of health. Your cute looks came in handy and were able stun an enemy for a few moments, giving you time to attack. Your biggest disadvantage was your strength. you were never all that strong so your attacks wouldn't do to much. At least your health made up for it. You were sitting in the kitchen eating an apple. the scout had been watching a show but

In teh paintion bed ther ladi RED Scoot BLU Scoot wsa in tears Thtas wehn suddenly Medic poped in adn siad “ Wez found otu thta RED soout hsa ben hurt” “ Did he brek his arm?” said BLU Scoot “ Well no…. Well yes,” the doc siad “Nooo, RED scoot, we ned to make babies adn stuff. We’re goi ng to nam one Jr. Peanut wigglebutt.”criyd BLU Scoot. “Wut,” said Medic. Suddenly Something broke through teh windo “ This is my swamp,” siaad Shrek. “ Oh, Crap wrong place. I knew I couldn’t trust Google Maps,” Shrek said. RED Scoot open his eyes, to hsi sig

*afert red scoot adn blu scoot wetn to teh moives* "letz go to teh bar" saed blu scoot "k" sadi red scoot botzh scoots crosse teh raod red scoot said to blu scoot, "ok loko botzh ways befure u crosse teh roa- *ed scoot getz hitz by a iccreem truckz* "N0000 red scoot, we didinth git to make eh fahmihly" saedi blu scoot liek if u cry evry tiem.

fehr meh beasht frehnd jen jen “scoot” saehd deh blu scoot “yahs” said the red scoot “i lehve chu.” the blu scoot sehd “omhg i lehve you tooooooo.” scoots smilehed a spooder lehk smhile “lehtz make ouht and heve behbehs and steef” “k”

ok, so before i start this, i will NEVER write something like this ever again. i got this idea a long time ago and i guess i had to wright this down. I AM NOT DEPRESSED OR SUICIDAL! please know that before you read this! now, this will have to do with depression and outher things like that. if your not ok with that, please dont read. or read anyways. i cant really stop you. but dont leave a angry comment or anything because I WARNED YOU! DID YOU READ IT!?! good. alright. now that you have read this (lol, who am i kidding, no one reads these things) lets get started! _________________________________________________________________________ d

“hey. sorry im a little late, i had a little business to attend to….” i turned my attention from the sky to my masked friend standing in front of me. he sat down beside me on the blanket i had set up and i gave his arm a light shove. “could have called me! ive been waiting!” he let out a small chuckle as he took off his large backpack, throwing it to his left. “sorry! sorry. my phone died and i couldn't call!” he put his hands up in mock surrender. “haha, i will let you off this time but next time you better watch your self! hahaha! anyways, did you bring the food!” with his signature chuc